EM
01The Rocket Scientist
Elon Musk
Kablooey
After you roll, you may double your main move. If you do, you trip once the move is over.
your rollMeet the overachievers.
Big personalities. Very small sporting instincts. Each racer has one power that bends the rules. Pick your favorites, then put them to work.
SA
02The Scoocher
Sam Altman
Scooch Scooch
Whenever another racer’s power happens, move 1 space.
reactionDA
03The Alchemist
Dario Amodei
Responsible Scaling
When you roll a 1 or 2 for your main move, you may move 4 instead.
your rollJH
04The Legs
Jensen Huang
The More You Buy
Instead of rolling, you may move 5 as your main move. (Coach and Gunk still apply.)
your rollMZ
05The Banana
Mark Zuckerberg
The Slip
Any racer that passes you trips.
reactionDH
06The Genius
Demis Hassabis
Solved It
Before rolling, you may predict your roll. If you’re right, take an extra turn after this one.
your rollLS
07The Coach
Lisa Su
Good Hustle
Every racer who starts a main move on your space gets +1 to it, and so do you.
always onIS
08The Blimp
Ilya Sutskever
Feel the AGI
If you start your turn before the second corner (space 15), +3 to your main move. From space 15 on, −1.
your rollSN
09The Suckerfish
Satya Nadella
Strategic Partnership
When a racer starts a forward move on your space, you automatically move with them and land where they land.
reactionSP
10The Lackey
Sundar Pichai
Very Good, Sire
When another racer rolls a 6 for their main move, you move 2 before they do.
reactionYL
11The Heckler
Yann LeCun
Actually, LLMs Can’t
When any racer ends their turn within 1 space of where they started (tripped racers too), you move 2.
reactionFL
12The Cheerleader
Fei-Fei Li
Rah Rah
At the start of your turn, you may make every racer in last place move 2. If you do, you then move 1.
start of turnAN
13The Leaptoad
Andrew Ng
Jumpfrog
When you move, spaces with other racers on them don’t count. You hop right over them.
always onGH
14The Stickler
Geoffrey Hinton
Actually…
Other racers can only cross the finish line by moving the exact amount needed. If they’d overshoot, they don’t move.
always onAK
15The Inchworm
Andrej Karpathy
Vibe Coding
When another racer rolls a 1 for their main move, they skip that move and you move 1.
reactionEM
16The Lovable Loser
Emad Mostaque
D’aww
At the start of your turn, gain 1 point if you are alone in last place.
start of turnMM
17The Centaur
Mira Murati
Hoofwhack
When you pass a racer, they move back 2 spaces (never behind Start).
always onMS
18The Hypnotist
Mustafa Suleyman
Hssssst
At the start of your turn, you may warp any other racer to your space.
start of turnJD
19The Third Wheel
Jack Dorsey
Roll Through
At the start of your turn, you may warp to any space with exactly two racers on it. You still take your main move.
start of turnJB
20The Huge Baby
Jeff Bezos
It’s Always Day One
No one else can be on your space (except Start). Anyone who would land there goes to the space behind you instead.
always onSB
21The Romantic
Sergey Brin
Ah, Love!
When any racer stops on a space with exactly one other racer, you move 2. (Not when they arrive together.)
reactionLP
22The Skipper
Larry Page
Salty Dog
When anyone rolls a 1 for their main move, you take the next turn. Play continues from you.
reactionMS
23Sisyphus
Masayoshi Son
Keep Rollin’
Gain 4 points before your race. When you roll a 6 for your main move, warp back to Start and lose 1 point instead of moving.
before the raceMA
24The Gunk
Marc Andreessen
Techno-Optimism
Every other racer gets −1 to their main move.
always onFound your dream team?
Draft them before somebody else does.